Hello, my name is Jessica and I’m an addict.
It compels me. I love it.
… I can stop any time I want. And I don’t really consume that much of it, I just like to have a lot of it around, ya know, in case of emergency. There’s nothing wrong with that, right?
Besides, I get a good deal on it. And I only buy it on sale. My store just happens to have a lot of sales …
That’s right, I’m addicted to …
At any given moment I have entirely too much cheese in my house.
Muenster, Monterey Jack, American, Cheddar, Colby, Mozzarella, Provolone, Goat, Swiss, Shredded, Snack Size.
I love them all.
And you can’t stop me.