Who writes this thing?

The Wife

Hi, I’m Jessica – a Jesus hippie wanna-be with a touch of an inner Monica.  I’ve been married for 15 years (since I was seventeen) to this guy I really super like.  We have four hilarious children, one girl and three boys. I have almost exclusively attended the University of Motherhood with a major in Procrastination.  I’m hoping to continue in this field with a Masters in Baby-Weight loss.  We’ve been a fairly nomadic family, calling Georgia, Arizona, Germany, California, Maryland, and Canada home. Some how in all that we’ve managed to move 15 times in 14 years. And we’re planning to keep the nomadic lifestyle up with our upcoming move to South Asia.



A bit about this site:

Oh, it’s mostly just the ramblings of a Christian, Blogging, homeschooling, Mother of Four, trying to embrace the Rumpus.  Likely to talk about Faith, doubt, and everything in between.   Also, we have come to appreciate a good paradigm shift.  So, please brace yourself, because this site can be a bit shifty like that.   With a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Thanks for stopping by.  I hope that we can make you laugh.  And maybe think a little.


Here’s a taste of some of my more popular (and so sometimes controversial) posts:



The “I Was Broken” Series


How To Ruin Easter {A Resurrection Roll Story)


Top Five Ways to Show Your Husband You Love Him.


What Would Jesus Boycott?


Sleeping With the Enemy. {A Story of PTSD}


The Five Stages of Grieving the Church


Returning to Church {Part 2}


Why Arguments Happen {A Comic}