I’m Not A Missionary

Jessica

 

One word.

 

Missionaries.

 

Did that not instantly bring a picture to your mind? It’s like saying homeschool mom, or Pastor’s wife – it comes with a mental image. That, in all three cases, probably involves bad haircuts and/or pantyhose. These fashion forlorn people – they don’t cuss. Or drink. Or use their tv for anything but select VHSs.  They read their Bible, like, a lot. And have family devotions. And pray with their spouse. They don’t have much of a sense of humor and pop culture is lost on them but, hey, they’re kind and their hearts are good. They’re suffering servants, hospitality rockstars, the moms are both submissive and Proverbs 31 women. And of course – they lead a whole lot of people down the Romans Road of salvation. They hand out tracts and they ask their waitress if she knows Jesus as her personal Lord and Savior.

 

Guess which of part that description fits me? Um. Well, I’d like to think that I’m kind. And have a good heart . . .

 

So the thought of touring traditional churches and begging, oh so humbly, for support feels kind of like lying. Like forcing myself into a box. Made of pantyhose. Or stepping out on a slippery slippery pedestal. Made of pantyhose.

 

I think the unglamorous truth is that being a “missionary” isn’t always so holier than thou. It’s not always the hyper-evangelistic lifestyle that a lot of us assume. It’s mostly just a lot of regular old boring living. It’s unpacking and buying groceries and sweeping floors and making friends.

 

In a way we’re all missionaries. People on a mission? But in another way we need to take the slippery pedestalism out of the concept. We weren’t “missionaries” to Georgia. We’re not “missionaries” to Canada. We won’t be “missionaries” to India. We’ll just be people – living our life, doing our job, squeezing in some mission here and there.

 

-Jessica

Birds Of The Air – Dinosaurs and Showers

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Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?

 

-Matthew 6:26

 

Here are the things we’ve been blessed with since my last Birds Of The Air post.

 

From our Amazon Grocery Wishlist we received coffee (how I love thee, let me count the ways . . . )

Birds of the air - bohemian bowmans.

 

Aaaaaand, some sweet coconut products.

 

Birds of the air - Bohemian Bowmans.

 

Coconut butter

I used the coconut oil to make some more homemade toothpaste and I used the unsweetened coconut flakes to make coconut butter. Which I promptly gave away as gifts. See, I give back. I’m a giver! Sometimes.

 

And now I totally need to make some for myself.

 

Jurassic ParkBut the funnest surprise of the week was opening  box to find Jurassic Park. This is what I assume happened – We have a “Movies We Want” wishlist on Amazon that I didn’t realize was public. I started it for personal use sometime ago and then pretty much forgot about it, in fact – Jurassic Park was the only movie on the whole list.

 

Sooo, inspired by the surprise generosity I decided to go back and flesh out that wishlist a little. It’s now about half Disney movies (the ones that we lost when converting from VHS to DVD) and half Gilmore Girls.

 

We don’t invest in DVDs very often, we’re pretty picky about the selection we haul around the world with us. And we live in a Netflix culture that makes that a bit easier. But one day we’ll be overseas and our DVD collection will super matter. So we have a bit of time to beef it up a bit before that fate awaits us. So feel free to check out our (apparently public) Movies We Want Wishlist.

 

Our least fun surprise this week was hot water heater problems. As of the writing of this post we’ve been without hot water for 5 days. Thankfully, we do still have water, it’s just not hot. And hopefully it’ll be fixed within the next few days. But in the cold-water mean time, more than one person has offered us their showers. So God has provided us a way to not be too stinky. Yay.

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In other Birds Of The Air type news, I was gifted a few new-to-me duds.

 

And some sweet freezer meals. Which was pretty convenient as we get ready to move in NINE DAYS. No biggie.

 

IMG_4780Want to help through our grocery wishlist? We’re totally out of peanut butter again. Such is life.

 

Twelve Year Old would love some more chai. She drinks a cup every day, normally. How cool is she?

 

And I would love some coconut milk. Because it’s one of my new favorite things.  Check out our entire wishlist here – Bohemian Bowman Amazon Grocery Wishlist.

 

As always, thanks for being, like, the coolest people ever.

 

-Jessica

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